i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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