That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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