I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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