lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I didn't notice because vodka
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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