No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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