I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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