guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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