its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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