I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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