I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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