If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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