I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i don't like sucking hair
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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