drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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