I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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