he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
So here I am, sexting at work.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
