"it" just moved
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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