Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
It's blow job season.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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