My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Do you still have your period?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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