So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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