then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
The best revenge is premature balding
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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