is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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