He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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