I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
do nipples grow back?
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