OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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