i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
That's when you crack a 10am beer
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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