I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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