It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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