Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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