I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Randomize
