I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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