You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Send help, water and tortillas.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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