FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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