He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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