I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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