I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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