If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Randomize
