i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
