shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Boobs are out for the taking
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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