What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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