U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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