Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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