I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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