So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I can't turn off my feet"
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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