i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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