I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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