But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
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