All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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