can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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