Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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