I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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