I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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