did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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